I don’t hate vests.

posted 1 year ago

Grass

I am told the grass is greener on the other side, but I don’t know if I’m looking for green grass. Kentucky has bluegrass, and Wikipedia says there are at least two types of red grass and purple grass, and a yellow grass.

Damn Grass-Racists.

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Turn it down, hipster. No one wants to hear your playlist.

posted 1 year ago

I HATE Communism.

posted 1 year ago

Good, your questions are lame anyway.

  • Scene girl: Can I call the cab this time?
  • Stoner boyfriend: No.
  • Scene girl: Why not?
  • Stoner boyfriend: Because every time you do, you get in and scream "is this Cash Cab?!" Bitch, you're never gonna meet Ben Bailey.

posted 1 year ago

I laugh in the face of this sad bookshelf.

I laugh in the face of this sad bookshelf.

posted 1 year ago

The Greasemonkey Script

I had to. This was too glorious of an opportunity to miss. You can get it here, and you will, of course, need Greasemonkey for it to work.

It should work on the following sites. Please tell me if it doesn’t. Unless you don’t have Comic Sans.

http://vina.oatbox.net/
http://lemonadelists.blogspot.com/
http://viavina.tumblr.com/
http://vainvina.tumblr.com/
http://vivavina.tumblr.com/
http://luckylemonade.tumblr.com/
http://iloveyoublog.tumblr.com/
http://verbosevina.tumblr.com/

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